Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
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last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
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Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
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