This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
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Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
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Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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