Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
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i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
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We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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