If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
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