hotties wanna shake it
it hurts more in the daytime
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
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I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
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Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina