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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass

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  what???

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  AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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• (310): View more from California

  it's too hot outside to masturbate.

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!

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• (903): View more from Texas

  The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?

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• (916): View more from California

  WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!

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• (650): View more from California

  There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.

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