he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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