I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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