Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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