shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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