i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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