When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
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