I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
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The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
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What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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