ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
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he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
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he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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