You're so nebulous sometimes
I want to make a zoo with you.
kristin has been a bad kristin
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
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Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
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i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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