her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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