is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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