I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
The Olympian is in my bed
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Randomize
