Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
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We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
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You brought string cheese to the strip club
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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