doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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