You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
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You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
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I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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