shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
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