the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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