She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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