WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Randomize
