listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
The idiot babysitter thought my dildo was a teething toy and gave it to our child.
Did you put it in the freezer again?
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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