i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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