Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
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