Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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