Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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