i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
where does the pee come out of this thing
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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