he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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