Jerry, you need to find god
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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