this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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