Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
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I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
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the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
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