Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.

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(310): View more from California

It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...

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(845): View more from New York

that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...

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(714): View more from California

When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong

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(607): View more from New York

You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.

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(227): View more from Maryland

I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.

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(563): View more from Iowa

I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast

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(630): View more from Illinois

And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them

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(860): View more from Connecticut

There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.

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