that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!