Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
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I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
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Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.