How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
