I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
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She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
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Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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