even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
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