from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
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Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
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We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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