I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
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Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
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All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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