if i can run in heels then i can drive
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Slut skills are useful in every country.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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