i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
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