After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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