Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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