Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
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merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
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I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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