the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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