I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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