If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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