Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Be still, my beating vagina.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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