He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
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Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
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You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
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