if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
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I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
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Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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