My brain says no but my pants say off.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
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Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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