Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
You can make out without kissing
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