Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
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I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
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In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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