She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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