I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
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I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
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So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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