Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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