My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Will exercising make me less horny?
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