you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
