Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
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You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
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Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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